I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

Well, I bought a new watch today. It's an Adidas watch, so I've very happy. I love Adidas! It looks like this:

Bought a new hat too, actually. I figured since it was getting pretty damn cold now, I could use it. See, here's the hat:

I actually really did need the watch, since my old one is ancient and kinda junky. The hat was just an impulse buy though. Hey, it makes me happy!